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Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No, he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: He probably misses his old glasses.
Today’s Awkward Fuck is Brought to you by SLIM JIM
and the Letter STUPID
Trey on drugs. Huge line pull before song start.
HERO
SKATE OR DIE!
Gweedoh History
One slang dictionary dates the emergence of the term guido to the late ’80s. Back then, he wore baggy-legged Z. Cavaricci pants, tank tops and gold chains and drove a souped-up Mustang or Camaro IROC-Z. The guidette kabuki’d her hair into a massive nest guarded by an iron fence of bangs.
DEFINITION
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Wook cedo
Mad mad spicy.
last nights nocturnal ablortion= this + lube + mostly this.
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things that happen
One time my girlfriend was over at my house. When she first came over she said she had to pee and asked to use the bathroom. She went in and came out 1 minute later so I didn’t think anything of it. Then 30 minutes later I went in to the bathroom to pee, and it kind of smelled. I figured she might have taken the world’s fastest dump. 3 Hours after that we were fooling around, and ended up 69ing. As I am going down on her I look up, and notice a small piece of toilet paper stuck to her butt hole. Just as I notice it, it falls out of her ass and into my mouth. I spit it out as fast as possible, but didn’t have the heart to tell her what happened.
